Monday, July 6, 2009

Stock-taking time

It's been quite a start to the year on the writing front.

Firstly Black Death Books produced a very sweet omnibus edition of my Watchers trilogy.

On the novel side I sold

- The Midnight Eye Files: The Skin Game, a new Derek Adams novel to Black Death Books
- Island Life, a hardcover reprint of my 1st novel to Ghostwriter Publications,
- Berserker, a Vikings vs Yeti short novel to Ghostwriter Publications
- The Valley, a cowboy in a Lost World short novel to Ghostwriter Publications.

Ghostwriter Publications will also be publishing an anthology of 20 of my stories, Flower of Scotland, along with audio-book and e-book versions of all the above mentioned titles.

Also on the short story front, I have stories in several forthcoming anthologies

- Cthulhu Unbound 2, from Permuted Press with a Jane Austen meets the Deep Old Ones story
- Creature Feature, from Ghostwriter Publications where I'm alongside Guy N Smith, Simon Kurt Unsworth, Dave Jeffery et al
- Gaslight Grotesque, from Edge Publishing with Sherlock Holmes facing a necromancer in Edinburgh
- Cthulhu 2012, from Mythos Books with a new Midnight Eye File

I've also had 4 chapbooks published with Ghostwriter Publications, and more on the way from there, including a Midnight Eye audio novelette

There's also 3 more short stories coming in the UK newspaper The Weekly News, and one in the South African horror mag, Something Wicked

On the screenplay front,

- Fir3storm Industries in South Africa are in production of my script The 5
- Dark Window Films in London and Ireland are in pre-production of The Amulet
- And I'm in talks with a filmmaker in Florida for him to make The CopyCat Murders


I'm still trying to sell two novels:-

- Hunters Dock - Ice Zombies take Manhatttan
- The Concordances of the Red Serpent - a thriller based around alchemy and Scottish history

And I'm working on a "Killer Crabs" novel for Ghostwriter Publications

I can only hope the next 6 months prove to be as exciting.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Free Fiction: A Woman Can Never Have Too Many


The room was white, a brilliant white that it almost hurt her eyes as she struggled to focus.

Something was wrong. The last thing Sheila Davidson remembered was leaving the shop.

She’d said goodnight to the assistant, walked to her car and…

And nothing.

She couldn’t remember anything after that, until she woke sitting in front of a desk composed of a white marble that shone with its own inner light. She was transfixed, tilting her head from side to side to catch the glittering patterns of light and shade, and was only stopped in her reverie by a discreet cough from across the desk.

“When you're quite finished?” a deep gravelly voice said.

She looked up into a pair of piercing green eyes and a sardonic grin. The owner of the grin wore a sharp business suit and an expensive Italian silk tie. The gold band of a watch gleamed as he rolled a hand over the computer keyboard in front of him.

Sheila was so taken with the suit that it took her several seconds to notice the talons… and the horns.

She threw herself back in her seat with a scream, and came up hard against the wall of the room. She searched frantically for a door, but there was none, just blank, featureless white.

The demon smiled at her again.

“If you’d just take a seat miss, this won’t take too long.”

“Where… where am I?” Sheila whispered.

The demon tapped at a badge on the lapel of his suit. Sheila had to stand and move closer to read it.

It read, Ballygrampus, Assistant Deputy Demon, Substation 3933 level 46, Hell.

“Hell?” Sheila whispered.

“What, you were expecting Pearly Gates and mellow fruitfulness?”

She sat down, hard. She pinched her forearm, so tight as to bring a flare of pain, but when she looked up, the demon still sat there, smiling.

“So, what was it? Accident? Heart attack?” the demon asked.

She could only sit and stare. Every time she tried to speak, she failed to come up with a sensible sentence for this situation.

“Ah. Here it is,” the demon said, reading from the screen. “Shelia Davidson, aged forty-nine, heart attack. Unlucky not to reach the big 5-0.”

“It’s next month,” Sheila whispered. “We’re having a party… all the family will be there.”

“I guess they will now,” the demon said. “It’s a pity you won’t be there to see it. Let’s see why they sent you to me, shall we?”

Sheila watched as the talons rattled across the keyboard.

“So far so good,” Ballygrampus said. “Nothing for Fornication, nothing for Sloth, nothing for Envy.”

He looked up and gave Sheila a wink.

“Looks like you might actually have come to the wrong place.”

He went back to looking at the screen.

“Nothing for Pride, nothing for Avarice.”

The demon looked up again, and this time it was more a smirk than a grin that crossed his face.

“That just leaves Theft and Gluttony. Want to guess where you stand? I'll bet you five years that it's Theft.”

The demon pulled back his sleeves revealing a line of red, almost burnt, flesh, as he turned once more to the keyboard.

“You weren’t a bureaucrat were you? We love them down here. They come in very handy with the filing.”

“No,” Sheila said in a whisper. “I am… was… a housewife. Just a housewife.”

“Ahhh,” Ballygrampus said, and smiled again. Thin wisps of smoke came out of his ears. “It’ll be Gluttony then.”

Sheila spluttered.

“I’ve looked after my body! I’m very careful”

“I noticed,” Ballygrampus laughed. “But there is more than one kind of gluttony.”

Smoke came out of his nostrils.

“Let’s just see.”

The demon's eyes burned with a gold flame as page after page of information scrolled up the screen.

“Here’s the first… December 29th 1973, 12.30 PM… two pairs of platform gold lame boots… never worn.”

The demon laughed again, but this time it was a cold hard thing, and the hackles at the back of Sheila’s neck began to rise.

“January 2nd 1983. Twelve pairs of sandals - in a day? You must have been kind of desperate.”

Sheila didn't get a chance to reply

The demon recited every single piece of shoe shopping activity in her life.

“March 15th 1987 2 PM, two pairs of strappy heels at 2:30 PM, and a pair of Cuban heeled Cowboy boots at 5 PM. I think we're beginning to see a pattern here.”

The demon punched several keys, and his eyes blazed as the result came up.

“Two thousand, two hundred and thirty three counts of Gluttony. Congratulations, I think you've got the record.”

Talons rattled on keys as another screen came up.

“The going rate is a week for each offence. I'm sorry about that, but there are so many of you around these days that we've had to get tough on you. I make that forty-three years, give or take a week. Minus the five I owe you, that makes thirty-eight years. Have a nice day.”

Sheila blinked… and looked out over the largest shoe store she’d ever seen.

“Well… this isn’t too bad,” she whispered.

After a while she spotted a pair of red stilletoes that would look just right with her new dress.

She put them on and paraded in front of a mirror.

“Oh, I must have these,” she said.

They pinched a bit around the toes, and, if truth be told were just starting to hurt at the ankle.

She bent to take them off… only to find that they had become molded onto her feet, the skin already growing in thick folds over the shoes. The pain grew to a hot flaring like a needle being thrust into her ankle again, and again.

She tore frantically at the shoes, but there was no way to remove them.

Somewhere, a demon spoke.

“Thirty-seven years, three hundred and sixty four days, and twenty-three hours.”

Sheila started to scream.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Island Life is now only ten days from being available in hardcover

Island Life is now only ten days from being available in hardcover

One of the questions writers are often asked is "Where do you get your ideas?"

Quite often it's hard to remember, but with Island Life it is easy. It started in October, 1988, on Lundy Island in the Bristol Channel. We were there for Tim Stevenson's 30th birthday, and we had rented a lighthouse that was now a self-catering establishment.

Much beer was drunk, and we sat up in the old light room well into the night. On the way down we scared ourselves stupid when we encountered the screaming banshee that inhabited the building. In the morning I discovered a burial mound outside, and a local legend of a nine-foot skeleton found there.

And that was that, for several years. I only started writing seriously three years later. I was struggling for an idea one day and looked through some photographs. There it was -- a burial mound, with a lighthouse in the background. I had a "What if?" moment, and the novel was born.

It was initially picked up by Barclay Books in 2001, and got good reviews, started to sell, and got on store shelves in Waterstones. Just as I had big hopes for it, the publisher went bust.

So I'm very grateful to Ghostwriter Publications for giving it another chance in this shiny new edition. If you enjoy reading it half as much as I enjoyed writing it, you'll have a lot of fun.

Order it in the next ten days for 10 UK pounds and save 4.99

http://www.ghostwriterpublications.com/page20.html

video

Monday, June 15, 2009

Free Fiction: At the Trial of the Loathesome Slime


The slime was truly ugly, the ugliest thing ever seen on Earth, uglier even than a bowl of rhubarb and custard left to congeal for a few days then coated with chocolate sauce, which it resembled most.

That afternoon it was held in a box of clear plastic, a six foot cube against whose walls it slithered and splattered with dismaying regularity. The trails of yellow mucous left behind when it retracted boiled violently before finally hardening into brown crayons etched on the inside walls. It had been calculated that the plastic would last fifteen minutes, more than enough for the court to reach a verdict.

Scenes were flashed across the holo-vid in heart-stopping sharpness: the return of the deep space probe, the sudden growth of jelly on its surface as the slime discovered it liked oxygen, the slime escaping from the research lab by the simple expedient of melting its way through everything in its path, the slime snuggling up to a dog and devouring half of it before moving on, the slime melting its way into and through a the servo-motors of a cross-town aero-bus, and, finally, the high point of the prosecutor’s case, the slime pouring over the Multivac port, the casing and chips and melted copper fusing into a blob before themselves being consumed. The camera drew back to show the slime sitting contentedly at an intersection, small pustules bubbling on what passed for its skin.

The jury gave a long sign as the prosecutor rumbled back to the niche with the parting words, “The prosecution rests, M’Lord.”

The room was hushed, a quiet broken only by the splashing of new ridges on the walls of the slime’s cage.

An aperture opened beside the vocalizer and a black rectangle of cloth was placed on top of a weary grey wig.

The vocalizer adopted a stern bass register as it intoned the verdict. This menace to Earth’s security was to be destroyed. Analysis had shown that only by breaking the slime into its constituent cells could its effects be neutralised.

Therefore the court judged that the slime was to be taken from the courtroom to the Virginia Mountains on the planet Blue Ridge, where it would be poured through a micropore sieve until it was dead.

“And may Multivac have mercy on its circuits.”

There was no one present at the demise of the slime, which was a pity, because proof of its great intelligence emerged at the last second as its cells communicated with each other in one last message in an attempt to cheer itself up on the way to oblivion…

“Well! This is another fine mesh you’ve gotten us into.”

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Free Fiction: The World of Illusion


Tony Dickie was late. It had been his turn to clean the blackboard and, out of spite he was sure, Miss Bland had been using the red chalk - the kind which was impossible to remove from the board or from your hands no matter how hard you scrubbed either of them.

Late for his big scene. He’d never hear the end of it if he didn’t provide the promised trick. The one he’d learned the day before. He ran wildly down the long empty corridor, hands slapping on the walls for balance, and slammed heavily into Tom Duncan, his maths teacher and the scourge of Tony’s young life.
Tony winced, expecting the usual verbal lashing and cuff around the ear. Instead the teacher merely grunted and moved aside to let him pass. Saying a silent prayer for his good luck he burst into the boiler room, a bundle of flailing arms and legs.

They were all waiting, silent.

Almost falling down the stairs he was carried by momentum into the centre of the small circle of seven.

“Sorry…I…I had to clean the blackboard and…”

He was always apologising recently - apologising for getting good results in exams, apologising for having two left feet when it came to playing football, but most of all apologising for being late.

Football was the worst though. There they would be, all lined up against the wall, peeling off as their names were called until only one or two were left. Tony was always one of those who were left.

“Oh all right, we’ll have Dickie,” a voice would say, “He can always go in goal.”

And there he would stand, cold seeping into his hands until finally, dismayingly, a horde of screaming bodies would descend on him, herding the ball in front. He tried, he always did, but the ball always slipped out of his hands at the vital moment and he was always left crying.

But magic, ah yes, magic was a different story.

He noticed that they were all waiting for him.

“OK. Just get on with it. Do we have to do anything?”

This came from Isobel, his first ever object of desire, she of the jet black hair and baby blue eyes. He blushed every time he had to speak to her and this little demonstration of his ‘magic’ was primarily for her benefit.

“I hope somebody brought the chairs?” he asked.

“Yeah, they’re here. Come on, hurry up. I’ve got to get tae the sweetie shop afore the next period.”

Nick Bayliss stepped aside, revealing two small chairs leaning against the boiler. Tony had now caught his breath properly and was just about ready to start but first he needed to set up the proper atmosphere. Granddad had told him that atmosphere was all, and that without it the trick would fall flat as a pancake and he would be left looking like a duck’s arse. Tony had never seen a duck’s arse, but he imagined it to be pretty horrible.

“Just wait till they see this trick,” he thought “Then they won’t be needing to go to the sweetie shop, and we’ll see who looks like a duck’s arse then.”

“C..could I have those two chairs,” he stammered, pointing with a shaking finger, “Over here in the middle of the floor facing each other.”

By the time the chairs had been positioned to his liking he had regained his composure and he stood silently in front of them, saying nothing, letting the tension build. He looked around, meeting each one of them in the eye before finally settling on his accomplice.

“All right Ian, lie down over here, across the chairs.”

Ian Kerr, a tall but fat boy, looked around with an aggrieved expression.

“Why does it have to be me? I always get to do the stupid things.”

Ian, even more so than Tony, was the class scapegoat. He was always the very last one chosen when it came to picking football teams, always the last one back from cross country runs and always, but always, the brunt of the cruellest classroom jokes. Fortunately he was good natured and had developed a resignedness to his lot. He only really protested when, as now, he was called upon to be a guinea pig. He was also Tony’s best friend, his companion in adversity against the whims of the other children.

Tony looked at him and smiled. He hoped that his look would say all that he felt, that he chose Ian because he was his friend, that he trusted him not to make a fuss and that he could share in the reflected glory once the trick was performed and the full scale of Tony’s talents was known.

But he couldn’t say it. For now he was the magician and magicians treated everyone else with disdain. That was something else Granddad had told him.

“Remember. You are always in control. It’s your trick and no one can take it away from you.” The old man had said, and Tony intended to make Granddad proud of him. He turned back to Ian and motioned to the chairs.

“Because you are the biggest one here, and this works better with big people. So just lie down and shut up or else we’ll never get this done before the bell.”

After finally getting Ian to lie down, Tony explained to the rest what they had to do, slowly, so that he could be sure that they understood him.

“I want you to stand, three on each side, with one finger of each hand under Ian’s body. Space yourself out, two at the legs, two at the waist and two at the shoulders. Then you’ve all got to stay quiet and try not to think of anything except my voice.”

“I’m going to say some sentences, and I want you all to repeat them after me, but changing the word ‘looks’ to the word ‘is’. When I get to the word ‘Illusion’ I want you to try lifting him, using only the tips of your fingers. Don’t try to force it - you’ll only break the spell. It only works if you listen to what I’m saying - you’ve all got to concentrate hard - OK?”

He looked around for confirmation and most of them were nodding. All that is, except one. Tony’s heart sank when the dissenter turned to him, a big grin fixed in its usual place.

“Ah’ve seen this yin afore. It disnae work unless everybody cheats. Is this yer big new trick? Ah’m no’ staying here fur this.”

Nick Bayliss was Tony’s rival for Isobel’s attention. Tony knew that if Nick left then the rest of them would soon follow. He was a sort of leader - the first to suggest anything which was liable to lead to trouble, the last to get caught. Granddad said he was ‘Tuppence short o’ a bob’ and Tony, although he didn’t quite understand the phrase, knew that it meant that Nick wasn’t one of life’s good guys. He trusted his Granddad’s judgement, but he couldn’t see what made Isobel so attracted to the boy. He supposed it was something he might understand when he got older.

He had to reply quickly, otherwise, he’d lose them all - Ian was already trying to struggle upright. He firmly pushed his friend back down and turned to face the rest.

“All right then. If it doesn’t work, I’ll give you all ten pence each.”

“Ten pence. That’s no’ goin’ tae break the bank is it? If ye want me tae stay, you’d better make it fifty at least.”

Nick was still grinning at him, that big cheesy grin that meant he knew he was on to a good thing. Fifty pence was all that Tony had, and if his trick didn’t work he’d have to pay out over three pounds. He was about to pull out when he caught Isobel looking at him, big lashes fluttering. He felt a warm tingly feeling in his stomach and had to lower his eyes. There was no way that he’d back down with her watching him.

“OK then, let’s do it.”

After they had placed themselves around the prone figure, he started to chant.

“He looks pale.”

“He looks fat, ” a low voice replied and they all burst out laughing. All that is apart from Tony. He was furious.

“OK. If you’re not going to take this seriously I’m off. I’ve got better things to do anyway.”

He looked around and felt a warm smile of pleasure inside which he daren’t let reach his face. He had their attention again - he was the magician once more.

There were several protests, not the least of which came from Isobel. He permitted himself one small smile as he looked across at her.

“All right then. I’ll try it again. But don’t blame me if this doesn’t work - I told you that you had to be serious for it to happen.”

He placed his hands on the side of Ian’s head, feeling heat at the ears underneath Ian’s hair.

“He looks pale,” he began.

“He is pale.”

This time they all replied, not quite in unison, but the atmosphere of the occasion was beginning to get through to them. Even Nick Bayliss looked like he was taking it seriously. Tony permitted himself a quick glance at Isobel, but her eyes were closed and she was frowning in concentration.

“He looks ill.”

“He is ill.”

Six voices replied. Nowhere existed except for that room, that moment. It was going to work, he could feel it.

By now they were all caught in the special atmosphere, so much so that no one noticed the whitening around the lips of the boy between their hands.

“He looks dead.”

“He is dead.”

“Dead?” whispered the lips in the head held tightly between Tony’s hands.

“Sshh.” Tony said, pressing his reddened palms even tighter against the large boy’s ears.

“We are now entering the world of Illusion”

Twelve fingers and one pair of hands lifted, but found the body already afloat, bobbing like a helium balloon on a piece of string.

Tony looked down a double row of faces, a triumphant smile on his face, a smile which was wiped out by the sight of Nick Bayliss. The older boy grinned widely, the same old manic grin. Slowly, looking at Tony all the while, he removed his fingers from beneath the body. The grin never left his face.

Time slowed for Tony, like a projector running down. He had a bad taste in his mouth, the taste of cold metal.

Ian fell stiffly to the ground, head striking a corner of the large boiler with a loud crack. They all stepped back, first one, then two steps and then there was a moment of silence as they looked at the unmoving body at their feet.

Tony stared at the ground, at the blood and grey fluid which was seeping from Ian’s head and at the red and white chalk dust in the boy’s blond hair.

He opened his mouth wide, took in a lungful of air, and prepared to scream.

_________________________________________________

An oldie, written 15 years ago now. There's a possibility of a short movie of it coming later this year